PHOTOS: Style.com
BLESS THE GRAMMIES. THE MUSIC AWARD’S RED CARPET IS TRADITIONALLY AN ALL-IN MELTING-POT OF MULTI-SOCIO-ECO-DEMOGRAPHIC DRESS CODES AND IFFY FASHION TASTES BUT THIS ONE – THIS 57TH GRAMMY AWARDS – WAS A DOOZEY, A SCHEMOZZLE-ON-STEROIDS OF CAZZ-U-ARL, COCKTAIL AND GLAMOUR-BOOTY-NUM-NUM SPLITS-TO-HERE, SUNDRY-MISSING-BITS AND EYE-POPPING FRONT-AND-SIDE-CLEAVAGE.
NOT that there’s anything wrong with that….
NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
BUT, ANY VOXFROCKERS STRUCK GLUM BY LAST MONTH’S GOLDEN GLOBES, WONDERING IF CELEBRITY GLAMOUR HAD STALLED IN A HO-HUM HOLDING PATTERN OF SAME-SAME VA-VOOM GODDESS GOWNS WITH BOOM-SHACKA HIPLINES AND THIGH-BARING SPLITS, MUST SURELY BE FEELING REFRESHED AND PEPPY AFTER A SQUIZ AT THESE DELICIOUSLY GARISH GRAMMIES.
SADLY, HOWEVER, IN THE SPIRIT OF VOXFROCK’S POLICY TO NEVER EVER EVER CRITICISE ANY GIRL, IN ANY FROCK, WE ARE UNABLE TO POST OUR PICK OF THE 57TH GRAMMYS MOST MEMORABLE EYE-POPPERS ON ACCOUNT OF…YOU GET OUR DRIFT. BUT, WE CAN PROPOSE THIS SHORT LIST OF OUR FAVES, BASED ON POLAR-OPPOSITE CRITERIA…
Fabulous. Rihanna imitates a Barbie birthday cake in Giambattista Valli haute couture.
If you’re going for the splits-n’-bits-missing look, this is how to do it. Miley Cyrus, off all the flashier-than-average poppets, managed to get it right.
John Waters. Even dresses like The One and Only
Anna Kendrick (love this woman) in Band of Outsiders smoking and Jimmy Choo (natch) shoes
The inimitable Annie Lennox, eclesiastically chic in black.
Katy Perry, in one of the night’s more modest frocks. Zuhair Murad, fresh off the haute couture runway.
AND, MAIN PHOTO, TOP: MADDIE ZIEGLER AND SIA. (LOVE TIMES INFINITY.)
